Mucho bf help needed!!!!!?

i got a bff who needs help with her bf!!!!!!she like another guy who is a total retard and doofus but killer nicee!!!!!!!!and her bf is in military and is ok!!!!!but she wont see him for 26 days!!!!!and like i think she should chose the doofus!!!!!!but she doesnt no who to pick!!!!!!!so who should she pick!???????????????